SPICY SMS JOKES

" Promise me that we are true friends? If you are Finger, I am Nail. If you are water, i am fish and if you are moon, i am a star.. if i am a tree, you are Monkey ...ok? Take care while Jumping!"

Mistakes -- "Mistakes are not crime, if you can rectify those mistakes they are the key to success. For example, God created you, so what!? He then created me!"

FRIENDSHIP GIFT -- This is a formal announcement, that i have started accepting friendship day gifts in cash, cheques, chocolates etc... Avoid last day rush. [br] Your's always [name]...

When i call u : 1 ring means i'm thinking of u ; 2 rings mean i like u ; 3 means i miss u ;4 means .........pick the phone idiot!

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 a Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From ...!

What do u call a woman in heaven? Ans : An Angel. A bunch of woman in heaven?Ans :A host of Angels. And all the women in heaven? Ans : PEACE ON EARTH!

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