An Iraqi approached God and asked him

"When will peace return to my country ? ".

God answered " You can never see peace in your country during your life time".
he wept bitterly and walked away.

A Pakistani approached God,

" When can I see a united Pakistan with Kashmir ?".

God said, " You can never get Kashmir during your life time."
he wept bitterly and walked away.

Then an Englishman approached God and asked,

"When will England win the Ashes?"

God wept bitterly and said " I can never see that happening even during MY life time".

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