17.1.07

Interesting Pics


I Wonder if he can dunk the ball



Snow Sculpture


Snow Sculpture 2


Her wish to be a man!

Funny Signs

Funny Sign at a Circus



Sign at a Zoo



Crocodile visitors



Toilet Sign Combodia



Road sign, Sinai, Egypt


Funny sign : Donot touch the edges!

11.1.07

FUTURE IN ASHES

An Iraqi approached God and asked him

"When will peace return to my country ? ".

God answered " You can never see peace in your country during your life time".
he wept bitterly and walked away.

A Pakistani approached God,

" When can I see a united Pakistan with Kashmir ?".

God said, " You can never get Kashmir during your life time."
he wept bitterly and walked away.


Then an Englishman approached God and asked,

"When will England win the Ashes?"

God wept bitterly and said " I can never see that happening even during MY life time".

1.1.07

Political Humour

George Bush visits a primary school. After his speech, he offers students to ask questions for a while. A little boy puts his hand in the air and Bush asks the boy as to what his name was.
"Bob" says the little one.
"And what is it that you are going to ask, Bob?"
"I have three questions to ask. First of all why did the United States invade Iraq without the concern of UN? Secondly, why are you the president when Al Gore secured more amount of votes? The third one is, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
George Bush tells the kids that he will continue after recess.
When they resume ...
"Hello everybody! Where were we? oh ok question time. Anybody with doubts?"
This time another kid raises his hand. Bush points towards him and asks what his name was.
"Steve" says the kid.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have five questions. First, why did USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you the President of the United States when Al Gore got more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
And fifth, where is Bob?"

This is just a joke and no offense intended indeed.
courtesy, orkut

The Chase

Q : What makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer : The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no
intention of driving !