I am a proud Indian

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Pakistani.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Pakistanis too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be peremptory, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Gita has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not a Pakistani." replied Gita.
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Indian," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Gita as to why she is an Indian.
"Well", my mom and dad are Indians, "so I'm an Indian too." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason", she says loudly "if your mom was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?" A pause, and a smile.
"Then" says Gita, "I'd be a Paki."

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