Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power at all our engines and will shortly crash in the ocean"
The passengers were obviously very worried about the situation but were some what comforted by the captain's next announcement.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Lufthansa have prepared for an emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all the swimmers are on the right side of the plane"
After this announcement all the pasengers rearranged their seating to comply with the captain's request. Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing in the ocean. The captain once again made anannoucement:
"Ladiesand Gentlemen we have crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers on the right side of the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away from the plane.For all of the non-swimmers on the leftside of plane --- THANK YOU FOR FLYING THROUGH LUFTHANSA- "