To the Sardar's dismay

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and yet suffered a huge Loss. Do u know what the business was?
A) He opened a 'Hair Saloon' in Punjab!

A sardarji photographer was focusing on a dead body's face in a funeral function. Suddenly all of them started beating him. Why?
A) He said "SMILE PLEASE!"

A Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat and goes out, climbs a tree, sits on the branch. A man asks why does he do this.
A) Sardarji: "I've been promoted as a branch manager!"

Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light, with an open mouth ?
A) Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light!"

A sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. Do you know Why?
A) Because he wanted to check from where the question papers leaked..!

Postman:- I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it !

A sardar was standing in front of a mirror with his eyes closed. When his wife asked "WHY", he said ,"I want to see how i look while i sleep!"