Application for jobs : Mistakes on Resume


These are from actual resumes:


"Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs. "

"I intentionally omitted my salary history. I've made money and lost money. I've been rich and I've been poor. I prefer being rich."

"Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job."

"Number of dependents: 40."

"Marital Status: Often.
Children: Various."

I don't think they are mistakes..?