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COW 'ISM'

Advani-ism : You have two cows. You dont milkthem, worship them.

Chandra Babu-ism: You have two cows inVijayawada. You took them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad.

Fernandes-ism : You have two cows. You keep them in your house and sleep outside.

Gandh-ism : You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.

Jayalalitha-ism : You have two cows. You teach them to cry, "Ammaaa..." and fall at your feet.

Karunanidhi-ism : You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew.

Morarji-ism : You have two cows. You don't drink their milk but only their urine.

Rajnikant-ism : You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch the milk by your mouth.

Rajneesh-ism : You have two cows. You engage 15-20girls to look after them and house them in anashram.

Thakrey-ism : You have two cows. You feed them only saffron flowers.

Vajpayee-ism : You have two cows. You distribute the milk among your partners and eat cattlefeed.And to International Politics...

George Bush-ism : You have as many cows as you like. You preach to others not to have any.

Clinton-ism : You have two cows. But you milk your neighbours' cows.

Musharraf-ism : Nawaz Sharif has two cows. Take over them.

Osama-ism : You have two cows. You convert them into biological weapons.

Taliban-ism : You have two cows. You put them in purdah.

UN-ism : You have two cows. You dont milk them, you only lecture to them.

Contributed by abhijeeth reddy

1 comment:

Ezra Raj said...

grEat worK dude,
must have worked hard collecting them..........aa....
anyways i had wonderful time reading them........