Short and Crisp

Titanic

When TITANIC was sinking, a man asked Sardarji, as to how far was LAND...?
Sardar : 2kms....
The man jumped into the sea & asked, " Which way?"
Sardar : DOWNWARDS. . . !!

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A friend to sardar,

Friend : I tried your number so many times, but it said, 'Switched off'
Sardar : No.. Its my dialer tone!

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Bajji

Sardar 1 : Is HARBHAJAN Singh male or female ?
Sardar 2 : Female.
Sardar 1 : How ?
Sardar 2 : Just now a commentator said, "A wonderful delivery by HARBHAJAN !

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bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba

marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai..."?

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Taunts

I've been arrested for being the ugliest person in Britain, can you come down the police station and show them it's a mistake?

Hi i am dying to see u,
i want to talk to you seriously,
but I can't get to you,
This stupid gatekeeper is asking me for a ticket to enter the zoo!

Hey can u do me a favour?
take a pic of yourself and send it to me.
i'm playin cards and i'm missin the joker!!

Rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers are few of them. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

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Sometimes in life you get messages which you don't understand as to why they were sent or why the hell are you reading them. This is just one of them !