1.10.06

What did the doctor say?

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife to his office.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will die. "Each morning, give him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch, provide him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare a special meal for him. "Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him.? "If you can do this for the next 10 months, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.

source:funonthenet

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