Interesting Pics

I Wonder if he can dunk the ball


Snow Sculpture


Snow Sculpture 2


Her wish to be a man!

Funny Signs

Funny Sign at a Circus



Sign at a Zoo



Crocodile visitors



Toilet Sign Combodia



Road sign, Sinai, Egypt


Funny sign : Donot touch the edges!

FUTURE IN ASHES

An Iraqi approached God and asked him

"When will peace return to my country ? ".

God answered " You can never see peace in your country during your life time".
he wept bitterly and walked away.

A Pakistani approached God,

" When can I see a united Pakistan with Kashmir ?".

God said, " You can never get Kashmir during your life time."
he wept bitterly and walked away.


Then an Englishman approached God and asked,

"When will England win the Ashes?"

God wept bitterly and said " I can never see that happening even during MY life time".

Political Humour

George Bush visits a primary school. After his speech, he offers students to ask questions for a while. A little boy puts his hand in the air and Bush asks the boy as to what his name was.
"Bob" says the little one.
"And what is it that you are going to ask, Bob?"
"I have three questions to ask. First of all why did the United States invade Iraq without the concern of UN? Secondly, why are you the president when Al Gore secured more amount of votes? The third one is, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
George Bush tells the kids that he will continue after recess.
When they resume ...
"Hello everybody! Where were we? oh ok question time. Anybody with doubts?"
This time another kid raises his hand. Bush points towards him and asks what his name was.
"Steve" says the kid.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have five questions. First, why did USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you the President of the United States when Al Gore got more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
And fifth, where is Bob?"

This is just a joke and no offense intended indeed.
courtesy, orkut

The Chase

Q : What makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer : The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no
intention of driving !

A test in Zoology

A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and
the only one available was wildlife Zoology.

After one week, the test was held. The professor passed out a sheet of a paper,
divided it into four squares. In each square was a carefully drawn picture of
a bird's legs. No body, no feet, just legs. They [students] were asked
to identify the birds from their legs. The student sat and stared at the
test getting angrier every minute.

Finally he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test on
the teacher's desk. "This is the worst test i have ever given."

The teacher looked up and said: "Young man, you have flunked the test.
What's your name?"

The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said:

"You tell me..."

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Once upon a time ..

It was quite late in the evening.
Son : Mummy, do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..." ?
His mother, looking at her husband who was just entering the house replied: No. Sometimes they begin with "Sorry dear, ...I was delayed at the office."

Two Fools

First Lawyer : You are a fool!
Second Lawyer : You are a damn fool!

Judge : As the two learned lawyers have now identified each other, i now request to proceed the case!

Hahaha

Sardar : Tell me doctor, when i stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't it rush to my feet?
Doctor : That's because your feet aren't empty!

Indian election : Application form

1. Name of Candidate: ____________________________ [Real name only]


2. Present Address:

Name of Jail : ________________________________

Cell Number: ________________________________

(If not in Jail, attach proof of illegally occupied residence)



3. Political Party: _______________________________ (List ONLY the Last Five Parties in chronological Order)



4. Sex: [ ]

A.Male

B.Female

C.Mayawati



5. Nationality: [ ]


A.Italian

B.Indian

(If Indian, attach attested copy of ration card, police certificate, passport, birth certificate, electricity bill, phone bill and local goondas NOC.

If Non-Indian, just check box A)



6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)

A.Defected

B.Expelled

C.Bought out

D.None of above

E.All of above


7 . Reasons for contesting election (circle one or more)

A.To make money

B.To escape court trial

C.To grossly misuse power

D.To serve the public

E.I have no clue

(If you choose ‘D’, then attach certificate of sanity from a recognized government PSYCHIATRIST)


8. How many years of public service experience do you possess? [ ]

A.1-2 years

B.2-6 years

C.6-15 years

D.15+ years



9. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you..

(use as many additional sheets as you want)



10. How many years have you spent in jail? (Do not confuse with Question 8)

A.1-2 years

B.2-6 years

C.6-15 years

D.15+ years



11. Are you involved in any financial scams?

A.Why not

B.Of course

C.Definitely

D.I deny it all

E.See a foreign hand



12. What is your Annual CORRUPTION Income?

A.100-500 Crores

B.500-1000 Crores

C.Overflow….
(Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc. to Rupees)


13. Do you have any developmental plans for the country in mind?

A.No

B.No

C.No

D.No



14 . Describe your achievements in the space provided in brackets :

[ ] !!!!!!!




Thumb Impression of the Candidate:



MERA BHARAT MAHAAN


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Contributed by Abhijeeth

Best Friend

International Airlines

PIA does not stand for Pakistan International Airlines. It means "Please inform Allah.''
Then again, AI doesn't denote Air India --- rather it means "Already informed.''

Pleasure In Vexes

“Cash, check or charge?” I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
“So, do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked.
“No,” she replied, ” but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.”

Painter's Dog

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Mirthful

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Benjamin Franklin Speaks

"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."

Nirvana

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he
meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "I do Father."

The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against
the wall," said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to Raghu and said, "Do you want to go to
heaven?"

Raghu said, "No, I don't Father."

The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you
die you don't want to go to heaven?!"

Raghu said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group
together to go right now!"

Tongue

Realm of Muddiness

Q: What did Delaware when Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey?
A: I don’t know, Alaska.